You Know You’re an MK when…

1.            Your life story uses the phrase “Then we went to…” more than five times.

2.            You have strong opinions about how to cook bugs.

3.            You sort your friends by continents.

4.            You’d rather never say hello than have to say good-bye.

5.            You’ve spoken in dozens of churches, but aren’t a pastor.

6.            You watch a movie set in a foreign country, and you know what the nationals are really saying into the camera.

7.            You get upset when people don’t finish their food, and feel worse when they scrape it into the trash.

8.            You don’t think that two hours is a long sermon.

9.            Your high school memories include those days that school was canceled due to tear gas.

10.        You instinctively start ripping up the newspaper when you run out of toilet paper.

11.        Your friends nervously remind you to drive on the right side of the road.

12.        You still hesitate before drinking water straight from the tap.

13.        You carry Bibles in two languages to church.

Quotes from “You Know You’re an MK When…” by Andy and Deborah Kerr